you will forget to set the timer
every recipe will have at least one ingredient that you do not have
after you buy that one item, you will never use it again
dishwasher safe and microwave safe are not absolute statements
you won't know what over-mixing is until you've done it
the time a recipe says it will take to complete is a best-case-scenario
food coloring will color more than food
cutting onions make your eyes water A LOT
your food will never look as good as the...