Bitter/Sweet: Conquering Chocolate Chip Cookies, Part 1
Not to brag, but very seldom do my recipes go wrong. I know a handful of recipes on the site have been tried by others, with their own individual variations and a seemingly fair degree of success. With a few exceptions, which are noted, I stand behind most all of my recipes as being easy to duplicate with good results.
There are times, however, that the recipes just don’t want to work for me. This is more applied to baking than cooking, as baking is a more precise process that requires specific ingredients and leaves little room for improvisation. That is what I find most appealing about baking; there is a very specific chemical reaction that creates deliciousness. It looks something like A + B = C.
Specific Ingredients + Perfect Proportions + Correct Chemical Reaction = Cookies!
Cookies are guaranteed and absolutely foolproof, until you factor in operator error. There are a variety of things that can go wrong: using eggs and butter that are not room temperature, over-mixing, incorrect temperature settings, handling the batter too much, under cooking, and probably many more that I am not even aware of and most likely do myself.
A couple weeks ago, I wanted to make some chocolate chip cookies. Nothing fancy, just the original Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chip baked goodness. My butter was not completely room temperature, but it also wasn’t out-of-the-refrigerator cold either. It did cause me to beat the batter a little longer than usual, but not so excessively that I was concerned. My cookie scooper was a little big, but who doesn’t like a big chocolate chip cookie?
I popped the first batch in the perfectly heated oven and set my timer for the minimum 8 minutes, so I could check on the progress. At 8 minutes exactly, I cracked open the door and to my horror, the cookies were spread out like flat little wrinkly pancakes. Panicked, I threw them out of the oven and attempted to push them back with a spatula. They merely fell apart when I tried to scoop them up and place them on the cooling rack. What had I done wrong?
Hearing my cries of frustration after the second batch of cookies did the same thing, James came to investigate. He tried a batch himself, adjusting the oven temperature in an attempted to salvage some eatable cookies out of the batter, but it was no use. Completely dejected, I pouted and scraped the rest of the dough into a Tupperware container. A couple days later, I tried the dough again, with the same results. Things were not right with the world, I have heard of people not being able to complete a simple recipe, but it had never happened to me…it was a new feeling, and I did not like it.
Stay tuned for Part 2: The Saga Continues…

